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Budget 2025 is the New Zealand budget for fiscal year 2025/26 presented to the New Zealand House of Representatives by Finance Minister Nicola Willis, on 22 May 2025. This is the second budget passed by the Sixth National Government; they subtitled it \"The Growth Budget\".
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