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William Thomas \"Jack\" Robinson was a British racehorse trainer and jockey prominent in the late 1800s and early 1900s. As a rider and trainer, Robinson was a winner of some of Britain's most notable horse races of his day, including the St Leger, the Goodwood Cup, and the 2000 Guineas.
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United Nations Security Council Resolution 1759 was unanimously adopted on 20 June 2007.
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