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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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